Who blows more? The winner of the Prague Tester Party is 16 years old and blew 2.14‰ (blood alcohol content)
A respected authority, a doctor from Bratislava, removed a healthy eye instead of the non-functional one from a patient
A standard fraud can no longer be described even by the term ‘huge’; the ‘mammoth tunnel’ is a new grammatical twist of the spring
Dzurinda approves 3-fold increase in Branisko tunel price, but rejects responsibility for overpricing
Increasing the number of policemans by more than 50% did not bring a significant decrease in crime in Slovakia
Hundreds of seniors are going hungry; the state disclaims responsibility for 500 people and claims that historical events are to blame
The first 5 kilometers of the D1 motorway from Prague are no longer classified as a motorway – the change was announced on Twitter instead of a road sign
Teambuilding at the CzechTourism agency: employees joined forces to embezzle from the organization more effectively
The head of Prague’s public health office ran the department while spending his free time extorting kickbacks from subordinates
Unprecedented: Right-wing newspapers quote EAPN – we’re doing well because we keep at least 3 million people in a stranglehold
No one understood the riddle; people with plastic bags were collecting the prize from the field – a finale reminiscent of the film Czech Dream
Workers painted in the missing paving stones, thus launching the long-planned 30-year REstart of the Potemkin village
Society is falling apart – the syndicated article describes a ‘new’ phenomenon that was already put to music back in 1969
