Minister Blažek is not a conquerable light cat, but a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier
After the Pirates removed communist Jana Michailida from the Republican Committee after a bitter fight (53 % of those who voted were in favor of expulsion from the party leadership, 47 against), they took a deep breath and attacked a ship called Don Pablo carrying valuable treasure in the form of political capital.
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