Law or no law, the partner of Jozef Pročko’s daughter took a job as a parliamentary assistant – he has already earned around 230,000 euros
A judge in Bratislava mysteriously saved 700,000 euros, and the system only uncovered it after about 15 years
So what if it’s some academic from Slovakia – a reputable newspaper arbitrarily titled her personal confession, misrepresenting it and doing so without her consent
MEP of the National Council of the Slovakia urges that we start talking about farms where children are exploited for their adrenochrome
Goalkeeper Greif initially left the national team involuntarily – he insisted on honoring the original agreement
The promised land abounds with honey and milk, while in Slovakia uranium and chemical warfare are scattered here and there
As a minority, they rank 24th in Ireland, but in crime 9th – the entire family of Jozef Puska ended up in prison
A man, barely able to stand, was struck twice in the liver with brutal blows by a cop – the press pretends to be shocked, but nothing will happen anyway
A rare Ganz tram that survived over 100 years – even the Russians – was hidden in the Levoča Hills. Locals set it on fire
Generational change didn’t help; people and services still operate the same way in Slovakia, even for hundreds of euros
Imagine that the interior minister of a collapsing government in Germany shows up at an anti-government protest in Austria
The settlement of Spišský Štiavnik faces the aftermath of a fire: 140 people from the Roma community have been left homeless
A tourist in the Slovak Paradise National Park tried to smoke out hornets, but ended up burning down a tree
The democratic opposition called for help from the Czechs, and they came to assist the government in looting the state
The newspapers avoid mentioning that the completely faulty fire truck (which had to go straight from the ceremony to the repair shop) is a Czech Tatra
A police officer, without authorization & reason, drove a police car with its lights on and ended up crashing into a concrete pole
The Czechoslovaks and Poles figured out how to create a hepatitis epidemic, and several tens of thousands of people got infected
The Vrakuňa landfill of Istrochem is slowly destroying the most fertile part of Slovakia, called the Žitný ostrov (Rye Island)
The caretaker watered the football field with a pump that short-circuited, and the boy fell into a vegetative coma
